Lady Gaga licking lips with Liberal Democrats, paedophiles in prison with Al’Qaeda, Beverly Hills chihuachuas biting chunks outta Trish Keenan, Sarah Michelle Gellar doesn’t want to be born under Ophiuchus, but Brad’s damn cool with it, Manchester United put out Tunisian prison fire, which was nice, Queensland sinks into the sea as Charles harrumphs and clears his throat a lot over it and they’re independent anyway so you know he doesn’t reeeally care and why should he? Miliband helps paint new stealth tanks at BAE in invisible paint, Natalie Portman gives up on doctoring dream dayjob to become vengeful crazy birdlady, Zsa Zsa Gabor moves into Ashley Cole’s marital home under the watchful eyes of the tree historians who also happened to meticulously record the imploding of Rome, writing about huns and senate betrayals on tiny hidden rings, Mt Etna loses head after watching second series of Death Note, prefers Naruto, BP buys Bieber, builds stresslevels.
Brit Bishops Bail, Bout Bloody Time,
Keanu calamatously calm about Columbine carnage.
